Closet Conservatives or Libs

I was at a gathering, well I guess it was a party in Little Rock early this week and I noticed groups of people disappearing from the room for a half hour or so.
Now there were all these big city liberal folks who say they watch CNN or one of the networks and hate Fox News. I stay out of political discussions and news with that group.
I followed a bunch to see where the action and there they were in a little room about the size of a walk-in closet, packed like sardines watching Bill O'Reilly on none other than Fox. They all looked at me red-faced when I opened the door because they know I had ti pass third grade on my way to my masters and must suspect I'm not a far-left Osama Commie type guy.
Sure as heck, I read in the Hot Springs Sentinel that their cable has the most viewers.
Say good-bye to far-left wacko's, Americans are too smart for their chicken crap far left propaganda under the guise of news.